toxictee:

69shadesofgray:

"how did you lose your virginity?"

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Dying.

(via officialzachgalifianakis)

falconbrunch:

teasing the boys in the club like

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(Source: contraception, via pizza)

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

charizard:

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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it’s called a winkle

(via stability)

bepeu:

i need a hug(e amount of cash money)

(via stability)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via tyleroakley)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
mackleheapsmore:

thanks 

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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(via kiss-me-not-killer)

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